>One day my housework challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt.
>Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
>setting do I use on the washing machine?"
>"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
>He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ."
>And they say blondes are dumb...
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>A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
>happiest woman in the world."
>The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
>---------------------------------------------
>"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out
>of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if
>I mowed the lawn like this?"
>"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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>Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
>A: A rumour
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>A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
>wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and
>said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
>The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
>Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
>The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
>Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
>Gotta love that fairy!
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>Dear Lord,
>I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
>Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll
>beat him to death.
>AMEN
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>--------------------------------------------
>Q: Why do little boys whine?
>A: They are practising to be men.
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>Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
>calling your name?
>A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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>Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
>A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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>Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
>A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals
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